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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"
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"Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"China has entered the space race. In other news, the first outer space restaurant is set to be named ""The Space Wok"""
"*pays $20 for deluxe car wash* *hits roughly 3,287,998 bugs during 2 mile drive home*"
"I bought myself a snail to race other snails.. I took its shell off to see if it would go any faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish"
"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it, Man."
"Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish... The results speak for themselves."
"Dinosaurs never had peanut butter and jelly and they all died."
"I'm not a professional photographer, I'm just a club photographer. I take pictures at the club & people pay me to delete them."