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"What do you call a Black-Asian? Hung"
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"What happens when you inject human DNA into a goat? You get kicked out of the petting zoo."
"What's 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? Donald Trump's tie"
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"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"
"""Two can play at that game"" -guy who's confused about solitaire."
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter? Capitalization."
"The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed."
"Why did the siamese twins moved to England? So the other one would also drive"