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Joke of the Day
"What is 6.9? Great sex interrupted by a period."
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"What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets? They tend to be mean."
"How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible? Cross your legs"
"Who did the philosophy major ask out for the Halloween dance? Nobody. He was too 'Freud."
"I couldn't find the thingy that peels the carrots and potatoes, so I asked the kids if they'd seen it. Apparently, she left me a few days ago."
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"My problem with profanity is that..... It's mother fucking dusgusting"
"Of course size matters. No one likes a small pizza."
"My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it."
"Me: OMG, Bill and Cindy got divorced!!! Hub: I know! He's got a fresh slate. That guys livin the dream! Me:... Hub:...his dream, not mine"