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Joke of the Day
"What's fat and hairy and lives under a bridge? A troll, but here in r/Jokes we call them feminists"
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"Tupperware: When you want to throw out your food some other day."
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"Frank says to Bob: ""I saw some Grees down by the river. We should go insult them."" Bob replies: ""Frank, you know I'd never diss a Gree with you."""
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"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."
"A horse walks into a bar The bartender asks ""what do you want?"". The horse, not understanding the English language, takes a shit on the floor and leaves."
"What do you call an Irish threesome? Dublin up."