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"What's fat and hairy and lives under a bridge? A troll, but here in r/Jokes we call them feminists"
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"I was in a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words..."
"It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a pogo stick."
"""I'll shave whoever I want! I'll shave you, I'll shave her! I'll shave a goddamn baby if need be!"" Sean Connery, boasting about his heroism"
"Your mom doesn't have a nice bone in her body, except for mine."
"What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair? The blonde sure doesn't know."
"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."
"Home is where the bag filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags filled with plastic bags is."
"The first rule of tautology club... Is the first rule of tautology club."
"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."