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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !"

"I'm sorry guys Why can't Sally ride the swings? Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there? Not Sally..."

"My wife left me According to her, she is sick of me talking behind her back and pushing her around. In my defence, she's in a wheelchair."

"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"

"What did one bodybuilder ask the other? How much do you whey bro?"

"People always say I make things sound sexual but I try not to pry them open and force my thick throbbing opinion down inside them."

"Why are gay guys so good at moving? They are used to getting their shit packed"

"I use to have crabs... Until the bigger bugs ate them."

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"

"How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !"