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Joke of the Day
"Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!"
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"What do you call a Chinese orange? A Mandarin"
"I read in an American newspaper last night ""15 die in twister""... ...I don't think you're playing it right."
"What kind of fish is made of just two atoms? 2 Na"
"Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets."
"Why are gametes so popular? Because sex cells!"
"What do you call a gay man in Russia? Forbidden fruit."
"What are three words you dread the most while making love? ""Honey I'm home."""
"I respect whoever allowed women into the military. Girl on period + gun = unstoppable."
"How do you know if you're sitting in a gay bar? If someone comes up behind you and offers to push your stool in"