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Joke of the Day

"The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow."

"Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea I won't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face"

"Why did the motorcycle fall asleep? It was two-tired."

"What do you call memories of old Playstation? Sony-stalgia"

"Martial arts movie, starring me Master: You wish to learn to fight? Me: Yes Master: The training is very difficult Me: Oh then no The End"

"My niece asked me what it's like to be an uncle, so we got a feral cat from a shelter, chased it around for a bit, then took it back."

"Football started as strictly butt-slapping & they built the rest of the game around that so it wouldn't look weird by itself"

"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."

"What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird? One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin. ^^^^^Credit ^^^^^to ^^^^^my ^^^^^wife."