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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."
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"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door? Matt"
"I've always wanted to pursue a career in self-deprecating humor I'd go for it if I wasn't so fucking stupid."
"What do you call a dumb nerd? A geek."
"What's it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership"
"If you haven't had a vagina around your neck... You haven't lived. Happy Mother's Day!"
"Scrabble, it's all fun and games until someone loses an I."
"I asked Siri to tell me a joke She turned the front-facing camera on"
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"Just saw a dude with a row of pimples that looked exactly like a sick handlebar moustache. Nice one, puberty."