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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."
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"How do you know if a pepper is being nosy? When he's jalapeno business!"
"Two women were sitting quietly."
"""I love potatoes! They are delicious and so versatile. If only they could get me laid..."" -how vodka was born"
"Man walks into a bar... mitzvah. There was no beer so he left lol"
"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."
"What do you call the woman on the end of a line? Entities. (I AM SO SORRY, GAME PROGRAMMER JOKE)"
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"How does a rice burner start a street race? With a pilaf."
"What does Brown Santa say? ""Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."""