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Joke of the Day

"At the grocery store, buying 6 of the same item Cashier: Are these good? Me: No. I'm buying all of them just to save others from suffering"

"What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo? A kangamoo!"

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"What do terrorists say to their sister? H'Isis"

"Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips."

"Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent."

"While I was very disappointed & angry to find my daughter smoking a cigarette I'll be damned if she didn't look cooler."

"I ran into my ex husband the other day. I could have sworn the light was green."

"If you don't consider yourself a terrible person, you're likely a horrific person."

"Don't you hate it when people ask for upvotes? Upvote if you agree."