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Joke of the Day
"Pro Tip: I'm not a pro. Don't listen to my tips."
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"What's a nuclear scientist's favourite food? Fission chips."
"I was going to right down a joke about espousal abuse... But my hand was too sore"
"When you wish upon a star, wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time."
"Why doesn't Sherlock Holmes pay any income tax? Because he makes so many brilliant deductions."
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."
"I spent the day in nature and by nature I mean drinking beer on a golf course. I saw a butterfly."
"Welcome to Chili's here's your dirty fork, don't forget to spit on our hostess on the way out."
"What do you get for the man who has everything? Penicillin"
"Someone told me my clothes were gay. I said, ""Yeah, they've just come out of the closet."""