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Joke of the Day
"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."
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"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."
"I thought I had swag once, turned out it was just a mosquito bite."
"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
"Oral sex makes your day but... Anal makes your whole week"
"If it weren't for Abraham Lincoln, America really would have gone South."
"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."
"Some bitch just called me a crack whore... Stupid dogs, ass is the only way to go ;)"
"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."
"You know what they called vegetarians 300 years ago.... Poor People..."