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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man trying to conceal his boner? The battle of the buldge."
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"Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus"
"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."
"What's the difference between feminists and guns? Guns only have one trigger. At the time I was writing this, my mom and sister were in the middle of a death battle yelling match, help."
"Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed ""we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."""
"The Michelin Man is the most racist mascot in corporate history, because TIRES ARE BLACK."
"If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language? An American."
"I got arrested for plugging my phone into my portable power pack I'm being charged with battery"
"What did the Pharaoh's wife nickname her husband after he farted during sex? Toot n' comin'"
"I got an email from a prince in Africa saying I inherited 100,000 dollars. But my computer just says i got a virus... I hope it's not Ebola"