174292

Joke of the Day

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination"

"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."

"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"

"Sign language is a very handy skill Or so I hear."

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"

"I ran out of bread this morning, so I asked my Indian neighbor if he had any But he said he had naan..."

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"[engineer looking at blueprints] ""Well, here's your problem right here. You built this thing on rock and roll."""

"I must be baked Two muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, ""Hey man, is it getting hot in here?"" And the other muffin said, ""Ahhhhh! You can talk!"""