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Joke of the Day
"How did one Brain apologise to the other? I'm cerebro"
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"""I'd like a bowl of soup please."" ""Any sides?"" ""I hope so, or it'll go EVERYWHERE."""
"When do you kick a midget in the balls? When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice."
"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."
"In life, God is my co-pilot. Unfortunately He is on the no-fly list thanks to His ties to several extremist groups."
"Whoever decided to use pantyhose as a bank robbing disguise must have had one hell of a speech to convince his buds to follow along."
"Hey, look over there, is that a bobble head doll of Donald Trump? No, that's Donald Trump"
"If you take meat from a calf... ... it could either be veal or below-knee."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were in a car accident, who would survive? America."
"What does Bill Say to Hillary after Sex? Honey I'll be Home in 20 minutes."