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Joke of the Day
"My IQ test results just came in and I'm really relieved. Thank God it's negative."
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"What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.......just kidding.....poop"
"The more fanciful embroidery you have on the back pockets of your jeans, the less I value you as a person."
"Just watched The Martian I found it odd that NASA would commission SpaceX to make the Iris probe."
"Reporting on your own superheroic activity while in your secret identity as a reporter is an ethics violation, MR. KENT."
"So Donald Duck was sent to rehab.. He had a big problem. He was addicted to quack."
"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."
"Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she's a woman"
"What spins really fast, then gets shot by zookeepers? Harambeyblades . . . . This might be the stupidest fucking joke I've written in months."
"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady but we'll never know because he can't stand up."