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Joke of the Day
"*Feels the chill* Chill: I have a boyfriend"
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"Damn, boy are you Cosmo magazine? cause you sure have issues with women"
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."
"So a guy calls into work and says, ""I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."" ""Have you seen a doctor?"" ""No, just the spots."""
"What does the Scottish man say after love making? I love ewe!"
"Bad news: I just stepped on the cat. Even worse news: I think I just created a Nicki Minaj song."
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies...... He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up."
"Interviewer: we need someone experienced, this job will break you... Worm: (slowly breaks itself in two while maintaining eye contact)"
"""Okay class, today we are going on a trip... *hands out acid*"