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Joke of the Day

"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before social interactions, very helpful."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because you got picked on in high school? Cop: *sniffles* Shut up."

"I feel really bad for pedophiles It must be really hard to fit in"

"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"

"MIND BENDER: Take your age. Now subtract 3. That's how old you were three years ago."

"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"

"Did you hear about the tropical birds who got stuck together? Well I won't explain now, it's toucan fusing."

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I think it's time you kept your promise!"