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Joke of the Day

"I will let someone cut the line I'm waiting in, but only if they let me braid their hair from behind."

"How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER!"

"How do you catch a polar bear? First dig an ice hole. Then put a whole bunch of little green peas on the outside, and when the polar bear comes to take a pee you kick him in the ice hole."

"A Sober Irishman... ."

"Heard a 28yr old describe herself as old. Need help disposing of a body."

"The circus serves as a great analogy for marriage. You're either walking the tightrope or holding a chair because you told her to calm down."

"A man comes into the doctor's office the doctor says: ""Clean that up yourself."""

"What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza? Heperoni"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates.. Rolaids. I'll see my out guys."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"