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Joke of the Day
"What did the first stop light say to the second stop light? Don't look I'm changing"
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"A haiku about my love life... Hahahahaha Hahahahahahaha Hahahahaha"
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb.? Three. One to screw it in and the second to take credit for it. And the other to repeat it."
"I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred."
"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."
"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"
"Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed."
"still waiting to see a used car commercial that looks like they cared enough to do more than one take."
"Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions"
"My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable"