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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You gotta sit in the back of the oven..."
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"It's like Maury doesn't even care who the real father of my kitten is."
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"Having an argument between Mac and PC is like watching two old men with alzheimer's fight. Eventually they both break down and lose their memory."
"Got really drunk and had unprotected sex with the cashier at 7-11 last night. Hope I don't catch slurpees."
"[Jesus goes over the bill at the last supper] ""Why would-[closes eyes & rubs bridge of nose]-Why would anyone order wine?"""
"I wish every time I made eye contact the Super Mario coin sound happened."
"Bernie Sanders has no chance as long as Theres a Trump virus going around on this website?"
"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."
"My friend said she likes Nickleback"