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Joke of the Day
"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."
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"diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any."
"How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet? ""Sir, this is a liquor store."""
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."
"How do you know you've been burgled by asians? You come home to find your math homework was done, your computer was upgraded, and they're still trying to back down the driveway."
"I have a love hate relationship... Fuck everyone else."
"Tips to reduce weight... First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!"
"If you love someone: 1. Set them free 2. Drunk dial them 3. Read too much into their FB posts 4. Make them feel sorry for you 5. Die alone"
"4 dead in office shooting Boss: ""looks like they're fired"" Secretary: ""No sir, they were fired at"""
"Bjork Q: What does Bjork do when she's horny? A: She watches pjorn."