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Joke of the Day

"What is my girlfriend's favorite meal? A dish called: ""I don't know, you choose."""

"eer booze and fun!' 'Remember an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all. The alcoholic has to attend meetings."

"""This tofu tastes like chicken."" No one believes you dude."

"A doctor says, ""I have bad news, and very bad news."" ""What's the bad news?"" Asked the patients. ""You only have 24-hours to live."" ""And the really bad news?"" I should have told you yesterday."

"Do they make special shoes for gingers with no soles?"

"Has anyone had a glass of F5 lately? It's so refreshing."

"I applied for a position as a stenographer, but I was disqualified when the blood test came back. Turns out I'm Type-O Plentiful."

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."

"The worst thing about being told you got Alzheimer... Is it just doesn't happen the once."