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Joke of the Day
"You know it's cold outside... When you see a politician with their hands in their own pockets."
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"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."
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"My parents told me as a kid that R&B stood for ribbons and bows so when I heard Barry White in their bedroom I left them alone to do crafts."
"No man can hold me down. That's what women are for."
"I've forgotten how to ""hang out"" with people if alcohol isn't involved."
"What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common? They both wipe out Klingons."
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