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Joke of the Day
"Wanna know how easy it is to sleep with a fat chick? Piece of cake"
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"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."
"When they eventually make a movie about Joseph Fritzel it'll be called 'Honey, I've entrapped, raped, impregnated and demoralized the kids.'"
"For all the downvoters GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER"
"What has 8 legs and 7 arms? Def Leppard"
"Whoever said ""talk is cheap"" never dialed 1-900-WET-GIRLS at $3.99 per minute. I think Dirty Darla loves me though."
"What is Eminem's favourite food? wraps"
"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
"why do nice girls always go for the assholes? I don't even like pegging."