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Joke of the Day
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em."
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"It must be tough to live in Europe. There's neither land nor way.."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ... Buh dum pshh!"
"Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention? Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The rooster did."
"At my soccer game, the referee looked a lot like Edward Snowden... What a whistle blower."
"I hope this blue uniform and walkie talkie doesn't make me look fat - Insecurity guard"
"I still don't understand how to avoid clickbait... Neither do you"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? ""ghughgugjjch"""