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Joke of the Day
"Why do short people laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
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"[trying to stick a dollar in a vending machine] vending machine: i have a boyfriend"
"A homeless man just asked me if I was having a bad hair day, so I took my dollar back."
"What does the country of Brazil and tent sex have in common? Camp penis."
"How is Kim Kardashian's ass like a password-protected compressed file? They both have their own zip code"
"Sometimes you have to make a stand. Not there though. You're blocking the TV."
"I can't get out of bed. These blankets has accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust!"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but you have to get them in there first."
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto. Kudos to my friend who came up with this."
"Top colleges are now offering a bachelors for mens hairdressing... ...but they call it ""manscape architecture"""