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Joke of the Day

"A man is running after a woman, just until she catches him."

"Alien 1: ""Did the humans get our message?"" Alien 2: ""Yeah, but they named it dub-step and dance to it."""

"A lot of people end a question with a period. Usually that question is ""Am I pregnant?"""

"What's Ja Rule's favorite type of bread? Challah!"

"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."

"My girlfriend's father is pretty religious and said we couldn't make love... which is rather disappointing because he's extremely handsome."

"Did you hear the one about the guy who had to go to the ER with six toy horses in his anus? They listed his condition as stable."

"Damn girl are you today's date? Cause' you're a 10/10"

"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."

"Battlefield calls 911 Battlefield: Hi I'd like to turn myself in for a murder 911: Who's the victim? Battlefield: Call of Duty"