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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cannibal that only eats disabled people? A Vegetarian"
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"Instead of accusing me of eating your leftover pie, ask yourself why you had any left to begin with, quitter *said thru a mouthful of pie*"
"Some guys think sweaters are sexy, but I don't like girls who sweat more than the usual amount."
"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time For shits and giggles."
"1-step guide for Asexual Reproduction Go fuck yourself"
"I don't have a problem with idiots... I have a problem with the fact they they have an internet connection."
"Mom, your tweets are mostly outdated pop culture references ""yeah and I woulda gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids"""
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"Russian history in five words ...and then it got worse"
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"