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Joke of the Day

"First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it."

"What's Hitler's favorite board game? Gas Who?"

"Knock knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes your cuzin, let me in."

"I'm scared of lifts Guess I have to take steps to avoid them"

"[at a funeral] What happens to his leftover meds?"

"My mom threw away all my Linkin Park CDs and kicked me out of the house. But in the end it doesn't even matter."

"A small box of strawberries If there was some play on words that could turn a small box of strawberries into a punnet would be quite funny"

"I like my rhinos like I like my eggs poached"

"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"

"A businessman comes into work distraught, wearing a bloody suit.NSFW A coworker asks him, ""What happened to your tie?"" He responds, ""I had to kill that whore because she had a freaking dick."""