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Joke of the Day

"What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit? ""What's Allepo?"""

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interup.....MOO!"

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before hoes.. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis"

"JUDGE: I sentence you to 2 consecutive life sentences [60 yrs later: convict dies, is reincarnated] COP: This baby camel is under arrest"

"What did the amazed Kazakhstani say? That's Astana-shing"

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"So there I was hanging from the ledge... When I thought ""hold on a minute..."""

"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"

"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"

"Men get more attractive with age. Women...well they just let you put it in more places."