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Joke of the Day
"Baby, you remind me of a perennial... cause you always make me come more than once."
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"My doctor just told me I was suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what the bastard was thinking."
"Why are jews afraid to eat pussy? because its too close to the gas chamber"
"What branch of the military are horses in? The NaaaaayyyVY"
"What's long and hard and full of seamen? The tube sock under my bed."
"My hair is so long, it started growing it's own hair. Don't take that too seriously, it's metafollicle."
"I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject."
"Why didn't the man buy Velcro shoes? ....because they were a rip off"
"Poop jokes are great, But sometimes they're slightly corny."
"Packing Do gays really have a lot of s**t to pack before moving?"