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Joke of the Day
"Wanna read the worst joke ever? The worst joke ever."
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"Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it - now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned."
"Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man."
"Why am I ambivalent about a swimming pool? It just deepends."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle! ............ And then another horse started having sex with it."
"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."
"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."
"What is eternity? Two self-conscious guys taking a shit in a public restroom."
"Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box? because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, ""lie to me!"""
"ME: ""Whoa. Put a combo on that meat locker."" HIM: ""Huh?"" ME: ""Your fly is down, idiot."""