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Joke of the Day

"What do politicians and sperm have in common? About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human."

"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"

"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."

"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"

"Why can't they teach drivers ed on the same day as sex ed in Egypt? Wears out the camel."

"What do men and hardwood flooring have in common? Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!"

"Every day, I hope I don't get bitten by a spider. I'm not afraid of spiders, I just don't want the responsibility of being a superhero."

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"

"I had to break it off with my girlfriend. She wouldn't fake orgasms. I can't be with someone who doesn't care about my needs."

"You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up"