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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell into a mud puddle! ............ And then another horse started having sex with it."

"*Police bust through door* -QUICK FLUSH ALL THE SUGAR -WAIT, WHY!? -I DON'T KNOW, THEY DO IT IN THE MOVIES!"

"My next girlfriend I am going to train like my dog. She will be loyal, obedient, and lick herself."

"There were many docks along the seashore, but one of them couldn't handle itself and collapsed. Why? Pier pressure!"

"Why is Nazi cooking horrible? Because everything is burnt but with a Jewey center."

"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."

"They say that Indian Cooks are a jack of all trades... But a master of naan. My girlfriend said this to me when we were getting indian food tonight."

"A worker named Dave is telling his boss about how he knows everyone A redditor confirms"

"For those who believe that size doesn't matter....would you be satisfied if your woman brought you a small sandwich?"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He died."