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Joke of the Day

"Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box? because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, ""lie to me!"""

"I'm going start wearing a cape instead of headphones to deter people from talking to me."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have Ethiopians."

"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""

"The inventor of the USB cable died recently. They're still trying to figure out which way to put his casket in the ground."

"Went to the corner shop... Bought four corners."

"Super Mario is so unrealistic. No brother would ever help find his missing sister in law."

"Why is Ironman a superhero? and Ironwoman a command?"

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 11 seconds."

"People think Jesus was so great... But all he did was give fish to a thousand people. &nbsp; You forget that Hitler made 6 million people toast."