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Joke of the Day

"A secretary and her boss Secretary: do you wanna go out for dinner tonight? Boss: I don't know. Check if im free while I go get some coffee."

"What's the only thing worse than a poop joke? A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it."

"Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel."

"I told my dad that I was having trouble getting all my homework done... So he told me, ""if you wait til the last minute, it'll only take a minute"""

"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that? The holocaust"

"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."

"One fish, two fish, red fish WHO LEFT THEIR BLOODY TAMPON IN THE FUCKING FISHBOWL?"

"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."

"Having my oil changed today, but I need proof it's really changed. I've been hurt by oils before & I'm not going through that again."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an onion? I'd cry if I cut an onion in half."