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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife if we could get a hot young nanny. Of course she got mad and said ""No!"". For one thing, we don't have any kids..."

"When tragedy strikes your community, McDonald's will still be there to take your money."

"What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit? edit: nevermind..."

"My friend Oscar told a joke to Leo Di Caprio. He didn't get it."

"Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco? Por flavor"

"The enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy of my enemy is Kevin Bacon."

"The last time Twitter was down I realized it didn't take 6 hours to poop."

"I heard Israel is planning another false flag attack... The Mossad is going to nuke Gaza and blame it on the IDF."

"Hey is it just me or is there another two-letter pronoun used to refer to oneself as the object of a verb or preposition?"

"What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink? Moshing the dishes"