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Joke of the Day
"Leonardo Dicaprio must be sad. He only has one Oscar instead of many."
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"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."
"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."
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"People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles."
"Caught my ping smoking weed while playing online Now it became high"
"A horse walks into a French bar... ...and the barman says, ""I'm afraid you will have to leave, Monsieur Horse. We do not serve food in here."""
"Why did Darwin love CSS? Because children inherit properties from their parents."
"I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought, ""That's just spam."""
"What is Rickon Stark's favourite band? One Direction"