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Joke of the Day

"Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security? Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them."

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"Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long? They're over two feet"
"Know what's the best part about my supervisor having an identical twin? I get to watch him die twice."
"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."
"DOG 911: What's ur emer- DOG: OWNER IS CATCHIN POKEMON DOG 911: So DOG: HE'S THROWING BALLS BUT I CAN'T FIND THEM DOG 911: OMG DOG: OMG"
"What anime do Mexicans watch? Boku no Pico de Gallo"
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"lower my casket into the ground and play ""The Lion Sleeps Tonight"" If you see someone not singing the Wimba Way part, kick them out."