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Joke of the Day
"What did the Jew say to the homeless man? Could you spare some change?"
Next Joke
"You know what I hate about abortion clinics.. They really suck the life out of you."
"at library ME: This book wasn't helpful at all! LIBRARIAN: Why? What's the problem? BIRD: [mockingly] ""Why? What's the problem?"""
"What do you call a painter with a brown finger? Picasso"
"Did you hear about the paranoid dyslexic? He was always afraid he was following someone."
"What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly? ""Urine trouble, mate!"""
"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."
"I wish I could re-enact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades of Grey... For example, the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"When they buried the man who invented Tetris... The whole cemetery disappeared. -Gary Delaney"
"One day a skunk and an opossum go to church. They had to sit in their own pew."