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Joke of the Day

"COP: ""Do you know why I pulled you over?"" ME: ""So it wouldn't be windy when we talked."""

"Why couldn't Hitler change a lightbulb? It was just out of his reich."

"Questionably funny ""Knock Knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Police"" ""Police who?"" ""Police open the door"" Posted this in anti-jokes since it is not really funny, and was told to put it here."

"mad props to my friends from high school who are successfully balancing raising a baby and constantly posting someecards on facebook"

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."

"I dropped acid this morning The teacher made us evacuate the lab."

"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."

"I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night."

"""I'm not sure-"" wife: honey he's a zookeeper if he says these are koalas I trust him-aww look at them! *the raccoons hiss from the dumpster*"