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Joke of the Day

"Turns out the guy I tipped is NOT the men's room attendant & now I really just want to get this BJ over with."

"What do you call a muslim crocodile? An Allahgator!"

"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."

"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"

"Its and old, old joke... But some how it came to mind last night: ""Apart from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"" (Tnx to Jeff Greenfield)"

"If you dress in cowboy clothes does that mean you're ranch dressing?"

"I have no idea who invented ballet dancing but I'm willing to bet good money it was a guy trying to sneak back into bed after coming home pissed from a bar"

"Heard a great joke at work today. Now if only I could remember it."

"What do you call a child afraid of Santa? Claustrophobic"

"Black people don't have inside voices, they only have ""I want to make sure everyone fucking hears this"" voices."