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Joke of the Day

"The ""self-lubricated catheter"" and the ""discreet pocket catheter"" have me rethinking what role catheters ought to be playing in my life."

"My girlfriend told me I should grow a beard. If I wanted hair on my face, I would go down on her."

"I always assume girls who wear ponytails love sucking d*ck. (I assume the same about guys with ponytails as well)"

"My friend told me he was terrified of pedophiles... I told him to grow up."

"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants and a dirty bus stop? One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station."

"What did the Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean say to each other? Nothing, they just waved."

"What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist? Tooth hurty"

"What did the x-axis say to the y-axis? This is my domain"

"I'd rather be with a man who blows his load too soon rather than starts singing too soon in a song. How embarrassing for both of us."

"What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish? Snushi."