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Joke of the Day
"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."
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"He's hot, I swear! Hang on, let me find another photo..."
"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."
"[me and some other dude wearing the same shirt at a party] me: ""how did we both fit in this lmao"""
"What type of government rules the butterflies? A monarchy"
"What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common? They are both being screwed by a person named Kim."
"A little boy wrote to Santa Claus... One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Claus, ""Please send me a sister."" Santa Claus wrote him back, ""Ok, send me your mother."""
"Warning: Alcohol may make people appear more fcukable than they actually are."
"most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes"
"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."