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Joke of the Day
"I'm opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach."
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"How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Tell them your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
"As far as I can tell, the only thing ghosts do is set up obstacle courses when I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee"
"Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is already in the states."
"I like my women like a surgeon likes his patients Drugged and Unconscious"
"The chicken and egg have sex The chicken, enjoying a post coital cigarette, turns to the egg and says ""Well, that answered that old question"""
"It was so cold in D.C. today... ...that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"Which is worse, ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care"
"My church says to treat my body like a temple. And let all the priests inside."