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Joke of the Day
"I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. This one just told me i was adopted :("
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"Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted? ""I don't know I just fly the drone"""
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a dog! Sit!"
"The first rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club"
"Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies."
"My mother didn't want me to go to culinary school. She said it would be a high whisk environment."
"Today I got a job offer as a Mexican child kidnapper... ...Gracias, pero no pedo."
"Why is Xena never charged with any crime? Because she's Lucy Lawless"
"So...A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch!"