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Joke of the Day
"The first rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club"
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"What do you call a turkey with no arms? a turkey"
"Whats the first word a swede says after its born? wouaaa wouaaa wu wu welcome refugees"
"""What'd you do today"" ""Went on a treasure hunt"" ""I hope you mean job hunt"" ""Treasure hunt"" ""You need to find a job"" ""Not if I find treasure"""
"*Sniffs* ""Spring in the air!"" ""Why should I?"" *ba dum tss*"
"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."
"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."
"I'm trying to become a vegetarian so from now I'm only eating seafood. Like lobster, prawns and drowned cows."
"My father once told me, ""Son, you're not an African't American, You're an African American't."" Just kidding. I'm black. I don't have a father."
"""are u crying?"" ""no I just have swag in my eye"""