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Joke of the Day
"Latest election news: Donald Trump narrowly leads Hillary Clinton by 4 lies."
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"It was raining... The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, ""These are The Times that dry men's soles."""
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pacman, for 25 cents that b*tch swallowed balls till she died"
"Dead Babies I hate it when I'm driving out of my garage and my next door neighbour's son stands on my way and I run over him by accident and I have to bury him in my backyard. #FuckGrammar"
"I've been on my best behavior ever since the words ""you can be charged as an adult"" applied to me"
"so i'd tell ya a casey anthony joke but my mother would kill me..."
"New horror film inspired by Facebook I liked what you did last summer."
"If i could have any super power, i'd pick the ability to lure kids into my truck without giving them candy i spent my hard earned money on."
"I put a bumper sticker on my car that says ""honk if I'm pretty"" Sometimes when I'm sad I go park at green lights"
"Caitlin Jenner's name should be Trans Trans Jenner"