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Joke of the Day
"The quickest way to immigrate to America... Is on a one way ticket to Mexico."
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"Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car? Cause he's dead."
"A black guy willing to hold a frisbee, smile and sit on some grass with white kids can make a career out of appearing in college brochures."
"'Twas the night before Christmas, and everyone knew, you were still out shopping, yes, it sucks to be you."
"The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path... All the jobs are entry level"
"What's red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion."
"*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1....3....5....7....9.... girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can't even!!!"
"A guy walks into a psychiatrist wearing saran wrap pants He says ""Doctor, I think I'm crazy"" The doctor says, ""Well I can clearly see your nuts"""
"What did the student say to his math teacher after his dog ate part of his homework? I got 99 problems, but a bitch ate one."
"What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !"