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Joke of the Day

"As a white man, I cannot celebrate Black history month, but I can celebrate Father's Day."

"On a scale from 1-10, how much do I love symmetry? 5"

"Why are ducks funny? Cause they be quacking jokes"

"I can eat a rope and have it come out tied at the other end. . . I shit you knot"

"Every timeI see a mattress tied to the top of a car, I think....there's another prostitute making a house call......"

"Why are white people racist against black people? Cause they have smaller PPs lol"

"You say kidnapping. I say surprise adoption. Tomato, Tomahto Get in the van."

"A boss is like a customer in a restaurant. He wants the best food to be served. But when it comes to cooking his own food, he can even eat his own shit."

"I see a border patrol car drive by... So I ask my mexican co-woker if he has his visa. He looks at me cofused for a minute then says ""no no I only have debit card"" (true story)"

"So there's a child and a gorilla... Well there WAS a gorilla."