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Joke of the Day

"I just burped and fogged my glasses up. Line forms to the left ladies."

"Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first..."

"Why did Batman climb the tree? He was looking for Robin's nest."

"What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !"

"So then someone told me Islam is the religion of peace."

"Why did the podiatrist want to change careers? Because he always felt defeat."

"Sorry I had to cancel for the 5th time in a row, I thought you would stop inviting me by now."

"[10 mins into couples therapy] Therapist: I cannot help you two. Me: Let's go, Betsy! See! She doesn't listen! T: GET YOUR DOG OFF MY COUCH!"

"What was tina turners pet name for Ike? Beats me"

"What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon? Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride."